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Autumnal day in the Midlands

 

My Dad, Dogfight, dragged me away from my desk today where I was trying to teach myself to use Inkscape. He was wanting to look at some land near Broadacres in Merrivale, and I am infinitely glad he took me along. Potato fields glowing in the afternoon light and the lowest foothills of the Underberg beginning to take shape in the distance. I am so happy I grew up in this area. Too awesome really.

I actually waitressed for two years at a restaurant near here, it was called Touchwood. I was really good at chopping potatoes for the cream and potato bake, and all the money I saved up from waitressing went to buying a second hand GT Talera. I wound up giving that bike away to a young kid in Grahamstown who used to come round and ask if he could wash our cars, his name was Jack I think. Funny how things work.

I also remember when I was working at Touchwood, I dropped a glass out of nervousness when a boy I had kissed came to the restaurant the very next day. Exactly like out of a bad teenage romance. Needless to say he heard the shattering din, and when he asked if it was me who dropped the glass I lied and blamed it on another waitress: ‘Psssh me? No ways, it was Kim…she’s always dropping stuff!’…

Tarts on Saturdays

You know, as hard as  I try to be a conscientious eater and stay on the path of the righteous woman (i.e. don’t eat chocolate whenever it’s presented to me) it is not always that easy. Especially when you go to the Karkloof Farmers market before breakfast.

The Portuguese custard tarts in the center of the plate were from a cute little couple selling chicken liver pate, chicken and mushroom pies and these little crispy pots of delight which I, nor my mother the incorrigible gourmet food buyer, could resist. Biting into them, the custard slides past your chompers to hit your taste buds with a whirl of cinnamon and vanilla, only to be followed by a satisfying crispy crunch as the pastry gets demolished…and goes straight to your spare tire.

The glossy chocolate tarts don’t actually come from the Karkloof Market, but from La Baguette. A pucker French bakery found in the land of the pensioner (i.e. Howick), La Baguette has got bread of many types – but more importantly they import chocolate from Europe to make these exquisite chocolate tarts. Imagine super soft chocolate mousse piped into a firm brown casing, topped with a glossy lick of black chocolate blended with just enough cream. I was expecting them to be quite firm in the middle, but these chocolate tarts are ridiculously airy and light. I don’t even want to know how to make them because I could never reproduce that taste.

And last but not least were the lemon tarts, the singular of which you can see above. The other one didn’t even make it all the way home. It is literally as good as it looks. Delicate, not overly sweet…just frikkin’ awesome. Also from La Baguette. Nom nom nom.

Pamela Mary (the gourmet food buyer) and I were also buying plants for various garden projects. My project is the fourth attempt at rectifying Maggie’s veggie patch. I have learnt that gardens need constant supervision, encouragement and weeding to actually work. Thus I have taken inspiration from my friend Michelle’s garden which is filled with rocks and indigenous stuff between her mammoth rhubarb, herbs and other veggies. If Michelle’s garden looks like the Garden of Eden (and it really does, a nice proper African Eden with a duck house made of tarp), mine looks like the garden in which depressed vegetables go to commit suicide or shoot up on plant smack. I’ll post a picture when I have the courage to take one. Here is a picture of Mich’s one instead with William trying to plant a flower in his beard.

Anyway, point is – it’s nice to eat a fancy tart when you’re covered in mud and are very hungry from gardening. Simple things in life!

 

Wanna Ride Bikes?

Morwenna and I rode out to Bushwillow on Saturday. I had a cold and a snotty nose. Continue reading